kaijuno:

WJAT IS THIS IM HOLLARIBG

God damn Slopez.

(via officialfrenchtoast)

There are three types of broke

black–lamb:

yondaimektabi:

1. “I’m broke”
Means you don’t have any money.

2. “Nah man, I’m broke”
Means you don’t have money to spend or give to other people.

3. “I’m broke right now”
Means you’re saving your money for bigger things.

how am i all 3 at the same damn time?

(via asian)

honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

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yuqa:

there she is

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thelastampersand:

A lot of people seem to be down this week/morning, so here’s a picture of a baby Musk Ox to brighten your day.

(via asian)

just-shower-thoughts:

Cars are known as automobiles. Self-driving cars would thus be auto-automobiles.

just-shower-thoughts:

I will never become one of those old people who can’t drive. Because, by the time I’m old, cars will drive themselves.

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